MUZZY´S LIFE 2 - Reviewed by Mr. Frank from Florida

Wow!!!...delicious...delicious. After swimming for about five minutes I was getting tired. I thought it would be better to get out of the pool, but how? Oh gosh!!!!, no way out. What to do? Well, there is only one way to solve this problem. Let's start barking for help. And then I did: " Mother, father, I am drowning. Please, help me to get out of the pool. Come, please come, come quickly!! Wow, my super mother came quickly, shouting for Dad and soon he and his students were there helping me out of the swimming pool. Well, I was grounded for two hours. You know, I realized that at every mischief done, my parents worried more about me. So, from that day on, I promised myself that whenever I had a chance, I would do something different and dangerous, only to have them closer, to call their attention and therefore, receive more affection and love. Wow, how clever I am. I think it is time to get an Academy Award. I deserve it.

Time was passing by very fast. As a teenager I felt stronger, more charming, more attractive and starting to think about a girlfriend ( or should I say " Dog friend "?) Well folks, that was a big problem for my father. He was very fearful, fearing that if I went to another house, my girlfriend´s house, to spend a few days dating, I might suffer some maltreatment. So I never had a girlfriend. You could say "Oh, this is very bad on his part." "it would be, if I could respond. But as the word already defined itself, the "limitation" is something of which we have no idea. So I have never experienced a deeper relationship with my species. Now, being four years old, weighing about two hundred pounds, golden skin, I always looked forward to the end of my Dad´s day work, barking, inviting him to take me for walks. So every day in the morning and evenings, after the end of classes, we used to go out for a walk. Unforgettable days...