MUZZY´S LIFE 2 - Reviewed by Mr. Frank from Florida

Wow!!!...delicious...delicious. After swimming for about five minutes I was getting tired. I thought it would be better to get out of the pool, but how? Oh gosh!!!!, no way out. What to do? Well, there is only one way to solve this problem. Let's start barking for help. And then I did: " Mother, father, I am drowning. Please, help me to get out of the pool. Come, please come, come quickly!! Wow, my super mother came quickly, shouting for Dad and soon he and his students were there helping me out of the swimming pool. Well, I was grounded for two hours. You know, I realized that at every mischief done, my parents worried more about me. So, from that day on, I promised myself that whenever I had a chance, I would do something different and dangerous, only to have them closer, to call their attention and therefore, receive more affection and love. Wow, how clever I am. I think it is time to get an Academy Award. I deserve it.

Time was passing by very fast. As a teenager I felt stronger, more charming, more attractive and starting to think about a girlfriend ( or should I say " Dog friend "?) Well folks, that was a big problem for my father. He was very fearful, fearing that if I went to another house, my girlfriend´s house, to spend a few days dating, I might suffer some maltreatment. So I never had a girlfriend. You could say "Oh, this is very bad on his part." "it would be, if I could respond. But as the word already defined itself, the "limitation" is something of which we have no idea. So I have never experienced a deeper relationship with my species. Now, being four years old, weighing about two hundred pounds, golden skin, I always looked forward to the end of my Dad´s day work, barking, inviting him to take me for walks. So every day in the morning and evenings, after the end of classes, we used to go out for a walk. Unforgettable days...

MUZZY´S LIFE 1 - Reviewed by Mr. Frank from Florida

Muzzy - one month old

Muzzy - one month old             

My Human Parents - Olga & Ivan

Hi folks, my name is Muzzy. I´m not with my human parents anymore because I have passed away. I am here to tell you how important I was in their lives.

Everything started in the winter of 1998. My mother ( a mastiff weighing 60kg, fell in love with a boxer having a weight, about 30kg, and then on July 27th I was born. I was really happy living with my sister and my mother, but exactly a month later I was adopted by my beloved human parents. I was treated like a prince, doing everything I wanted to do. Oh God, how  beautiful and happy  our days were. As soon as I arrived in that house I saw that another dog, a female named Banik, was living there too. She was strong, black and mad. Soon I realized that she really did not like me. But with my parents´ protection I did not mind. Many times I tried to play with her but she never wanted my friendship. One day, while my father and mother were busy, she came sneaking in, and slowly, step by step. How stupid I was that moment. I thought she wanted to play with me but,....It was really painful when she bit my head and I felt her teeth going deeply inside....deeper and deeper and deeper...Oh Jesus....I shouted loudly from the depth of my heart, "Mother, father, where are you all? Please, help me".The floor started to be painted red. My blood was there, all over the kitchen. How amazing, I didn't´t know that blood was red....I could see somebody rushing into the kitchen...It was my mother. Shouting my father´s name  she took me out of Banik´s mouth. I was so little, weak, and feeling alone!!!! No, not alone. There I could see my human parents crying and trying to stop the bleeding of my little head. And they did it.  My head was swelling and my left eye started to close. You know, I think it was so good to be bitten because from that moment on I was treated like a king not only like a prince. I had the right to lie down on their bed ( now my bed)......

Oh, I forgot to tell you that I love to take showers. In one of so many afternoons of my life, I saw that the path to the pool was free, the gate was open and oh my.......much, much water just for me. I didn't´t think twice. Running, I jumped into the swimming pool and.........